don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together
my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
i like pokemon because i get to crush the dreams of children and take their money
In the crowded street, you’re standing all alone.
i’d really like to not remember how much i hate myself every night
i hate being alone
procrastination is ruining my life
one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
NEW VIDEO~ Woooop! Lily Allen’s Air Balloon in Japanese! With help from @AstralLatte ! Thank youuuuuuu~<3 <3
The Noble High Tea Series
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
- Six Word Story (via perfect)